ROYAL FAMILY
Prince William revealed Lilibet’s DNA test results, prompting applause from the entire royal family: “I deeply regret to announce that Lilibet is the biological daughter of…” See more below 👇👇👇
London, UK – In a jaw-dropping royal twist no one saw coming, Prince William has allegedly revealed DNA test results concerning Princess Lilibet Diana Mountbatten-Windsor—sparking gasps, applause, and utter disbelief throughout the royal corridors of Buckingham Palace.
In what insiders claim was a “tense yet strangely celebratory” family meeting, Prince William reportedly stood before the royals and announced:
> “I deeply regret to announce that Lilibet… is indeed the biological daughter of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.”
The room fell into a stunned silence—followed by a standing ovation.
“Thank heavens! At least something is still biologically consistent in this family,” a senior royal aide allegedly whispered.
Queen Camilla clinked her teacup in approval, while King Charles reportedly wept softly into a monogrammed handkerchief. Princess Anne gave a single nod of stern satisfaction. Even the corgis barked in support.
While the test results confirm what most people already knew, palace sources say the announcement was meant to “silence ridiculous conspiracy theories once and for all.”
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